"If cats had an opposable thumb and could hold a screwdriver, we'd all be doomed" - J. Michael Straczynski

"There is no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person" - Dan Greenberg

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose"- Garrison Keillor

"A meow massages the heart"- Stuart McMillan

"The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly what it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world."-Lynn M.Osband

"Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement and love without penalties"-W.L. George

"Even the stupidest of cats seems to know more than any dog"- Eleanor Clark

"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much"- Mark Twain

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats"- Albert Schweitzer

"There are no ordinary cats"- Colette

"Most cats, when they are out they want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously"- Louis F. Camuti

"There is no more intreprid explorer than a kitten"- Jules Champfleury